tiger voicemail remix
Sunday, April 10, 2011 at 2:08PM 
just have it as a number for Christsake.
MACHINE
George Dejohn confessed all this to me in the bathroom on the 13th floor
Tuesday, April 5, 2011 at 8:53PM I ran into George Dejohn on my way out of the Ticket early Saturday morning and he decided to confess all this to me through the bathroom stall.
I don't have any kids so I'm not sure whose kids he abducted. Did em a favor. He's a blessing.
MACHINE
Airplanes and Rangers April 3rd
Tuesday, April 5, 2011 at 8:12PM Cash knows more about planes than Mike.....and he was in the Air Force.
this fucking hipster.
MACHINE
Rangers talk March 27th
Friday, April 1, 2011 at 10:30PM The baseball church drive time show of record weighs in on Rangers opening day and how all of our pet's heads are falling off
have you seen my baseball?
MACHINE
Mavs autotune collabos
Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 12:17PM Steve Porter is better at this than you are at anything.
MACHINE
the worst segment we've ever done followed by an interview with some guy that invented video games
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 10:34PM waiting for this clown to call
Krenek admits he's blind.....or gay while waiting on some dork. the second part is not in reference to Krenek.
Sports bot finally does some producing on this show
this guy will not stop talking
take your name off your phone.
MACHINE
the obligatory Mavs segment before fun time begins March 27th
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 6:48PM Mavs
Jet specifically
he's ridiculous. nobody has ever flown a damn thing in Arizona.
MACHINE
You in a professional sport hypotheticals
Saturday, March 26, 2011 at 2:03AM NBA
NFL
that ice sport and MLB
Moose.
MACHINE
Cash goes to a spring training game with some old broad Eddie Murray was stuffing (March 6th)
Saturday, March 26, 2011 at 1:12AM 
Will sex 4 matzah ball soup
MACHINE
Mikey plays golf with Michael Jordan (March 6th)
Saturday, March 26, 2011 at 12:24AM 
Pretty much the same person.
MACHINE.
Cirque boring Mavs sandwiched by Millen meltdown and sweet sweet Vida March 6th
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 2:47PM 
MACHINE
Cique-The handicapped toilet incident March 13th
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 12:26PM 
Don't you damn crap again here.
MACHINE
Cross talk with JJT and Harrison March 13th
Wednesday, March 23, 2011 at 9:03PM 
not slutty enough.
MACHINE
